Hey hey! It’s me again. By me I mean Liv, not Clive. Anyways yea I bet you all must be thinking I damn bo liao, nothing to do post on other people’s blog. But right, I’m doing this for the good of you! Cause I’m damn funny and nice and you all are entertained by me (as you can see, my ego is not missing). And and.. ermm actually fine larh, I admit it -.- I’m damn bo liao okok? U happy now? Good good now we can continue ^^
Look below for the latest update on Clive’s ego:
Dear Clive Sin,
I am Clive’s Orange Missing Ego (COME). [I added the orange part because COME looks nicer than CME. I’m not really orange.] Your lady is a very nice employer, I agree. Most employers would rather sleep at home than ride out on white horses to find missing egos in the wee hours of morning. I know it’s quite lame for me to write this to you since I’m riding back now with your lady so you’ll receive the letter and me at the same time, so I can actually just talk to you and not write this letter. But I am bored now and since your lady doesn’t look like she’s in the mood for talking, and I don’t want to sleep anymore (I’ve been sleeping ever since I got to the cave), I shall just write this to occupy my time.
Addressing your questions, I did not want to leave you, believe me it was not my choice. Sure, it was a bit irritating the way you showed me, your ego, to everyone. And sure, I wanted a bit of privacy and peace. But I only thought about leaving for a while. I would never had left for real if not for my unfortunate capture by the evil witch who snatched me away from you while suanning you. Nor would I have left for such a long time. I do know how much you love me and I won’t ever leave you to make your heart fonder. I’m not that cruel.
Why did I not return to you? You may ask. Let me tell you. It’s because the evil witch planted a cockroach outside the cave the guard me! And you should know how incredibly scared I am of cockroaches! Oh my, those disgusting pests… So now you know why I couldn’t return to you even if I wanted to. Luckily, your lady plucked up all her courage (she doesn’t like cockroaches at all) and let her horse squish the cockroach out of its pitiful existence. She seemed a bit traumatized, perhaps that’s why she isn’t in the mood to talk now. She is my hero! My savior! I only hope I can serve her well with you.
So rest assured, I shall be reaching you soon. After such a long time apart, my heart yearns to join yours. A while longer.. I have to wait.. patience is a virtue ^^
Yours sincerely,
COME
Ps. I love you too.
Ta dah!! Yay Clive’s gonna get his ego back soon..
And I'm going out for Peking duck!!! ^^
-BY LIV-
/Hopped!
11:05 AM
>>>
