How nice of you to POP by after so many months. I miss YOU alot alot alot! :(
i think of you when im eatin,
think of you when im bathing,
think of you when im actually thinking of some other pretty gal.
actually no la. i think of pretty gal more than you...
BUT
That is not the point :)
The main point is that you're back at last.
I can finally regain my ABSOLUTE MANLINESS by reuniting with you! as one single ENTITY.
Let me rip off my Galvea shirt (which i am wearing now, for those who are curious bout wad i normally wear at home :) ) and scream and shout! Pound my chest with such intense fury that my chest caves in and i can carry my schoolbag in it! I just wanna JUMP and PUNCH and WACK and PUKE at everyone and everything i SEE!
WAhahahahahahahahhz
Wahahahahahahahhahaz
WAHhahahahahahaahahhz
WAhahahahahahahz
WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHz
WAHAHAHAHAHHAve you ever tried eating urself? oh oh ive found out a way to nvr let u leave my side le.
SEEE! nice right??? wahahah i can just seperate you up into tiny little packets of wadever and shove u down my throat when i got this urge to TURN INTO SOME GIGANTIC CYBER MONKEY AN INVADE EARTH AND RIP UP LITTLE KIDDIES EYES COZ I LIEK THEM AND MAKE THEM CRY SO LOUD THAT UR MUM WILL WAN TO THROW STUFF AT THEM AND KILL THEM LIKE NOBODY's BUSINESS.
you make me so happy! i love u. i love u more then anything else in the world. Oh darling. let me giv u a kiss, a hug, a squish, a oohlalala!
so come come baby come be my toyfriend~ let me play with you~
oh.. one more thing. im flying off to India now. coz my lady couldnt stop my mum from selling me to this cute little biscuit worker for a couple of smelly socks and a coupon to prata house. Yea, so make sure u pack ur things and we will be off in a couple of weeks!! ooooo! so much fun!
I hope the lady doesnt go to india and get lost. She might just cry like a little gal and get abducted. we might not noe.. haiz. But as both of us are connected by this weird little string of fate, i bet she will end up getting sold to the prata house i work in and i will try to feed her till she gets plump and pleasant looking for my new boss.
Oh OH! i wanna show u smthing
SEEEEEEE this is where we will be living for the rest of our lives!
Big room
Spacious
Clean
Queen size bed so if we are lonely at night we can hav fun
and many many other cool STUFF!
u like?
Ego: FML...
/Hopped! 12:06 AM
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/ Sunday, June 13, 2010
Hey hey! It’s me again. By me I mean Liv, not Clive. Anyways yea I bet you all must be thinking I damn bo liao, nothing to do post on other people’s blog. But right, I’m doing this for the good of you! Cause I’m damn funny and nice and you all are entertained by me (as you can see, my ego is not missing). And and.. ermm actually fine larh, I admit it -.- I’m damn bo liao okok? U happy now? Good good now we can continue ^^
Look below for the latest update on Clive’s ego:
Dear Clive Sin,
I am Clive’s Orange Missing Ego (COME). [I added the orange part because COME looks nicer than CME. I’m not really orange.] Your lady is a very nice employer, I agree. Most employers would rather sleep at home than ride out on white horses to find missing egos in the wee hours of morning. I know it’s quite lame for me to write this to you since I’m riding back now with your lady so you’ll receive the letter and me at the same time, so I can actually just talk to you and not write this letter. But I am bored now and since your lady doesn’t look like she’s in the mood for talking, and I don’t want to sleep anymore (I’ve been sleeping ever since I got to the cave), I shall just write this to occupy my time.
Addressing your questions, I did not want to leave you, believe me it was not my choice. Sure, it was a bit irritating the way you showed me, your ego, to everyone. And sure, I wanted a bit of privacy and peace. But I only thought about leaving for a while. I would never had left for real if not for my unfortunate capture by the evil witch who snatched me away from you while suanning you. Nor would I have left for such a long time. I do know how much you love me and I won’t ever leave you to make your heart fonder. I’m not that cruel.
Why did I not return to you? You may ask. Let me tell you. It’s because the evil witch planted a cockroach outside the cave the guard me! And you should know how incredibly scared I am of cockroaches! Oh my, those disgusting pests… So now you know why I couldn’t return to you even if I wanted to. Luckily, your lady plucked up all her courage (she doesn’t like cockroaches at all) and let her horse squish the cockroach out of its pitiful existence. She seemed a bit traumatized, perhaps that’s why she isn’t in the mood to talk now. She is my hero! My savior! I only hope I can serve her well with you.
So rest assured, I shall be reaching you soon. After such a long time apart, my heart yearns to join yours. A while longer.. I have to wait.. patience is a virtue ^^
Yours sincerely, COME Ps. I love you too.
Ta dah!! Yay Clive’s gonna get his ego back soon.. And I'm going out for Peking duck!!! ^^
-BY LIV-
/Hopped! 11:05 AM
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Please save my ego / Saturday, June 12, 2010
Dear Ego,
It's Clive Sin here (actually it's me again but nvrm i pretend to be him for awhile). I just want to know, where are you? Why did you abandon me? You left me alone, and I felt so sad, horrible, and zi bei. Now everyday I suan myself. I say I'm dumb, I say I'm retarded, I say I'm lame and immature and screwed up and all the bad stuff. And I miss those days, where I was so confident and thinking that I was the best person in the whole world.
I'm sending this lovely letter to you now through my lady who I'm working for because I'm too scared of meeting you. I'm too scared that you'll reject me and I won't be able to take it (see how un-ego i am now?). My lady was kind enough to volunteer (and write this letter ahaha) so that I can work better as her knight in the future. Isn't she such a wonderful employer? I shall work hard! Once I have you by my side.
So please, I know perhaps in the past I didn't treat you well, I didn't appreciate you enough. As you might know, absence makes the heart fonder. And it's true, now I miss you soooo much. Now you're gone, I see just how important you are to me. Please please follow my lady back. If you don't want to do it for me, do it for her. With you, I can work hard and repay her kindness.
Please please come?? I love you so much! Don't reject me... I'll cry, I'm serious!
Yours sincerely, Clive Sin
-BY LIV-
/Hopped! 11:21 PM
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the feeling of being unwanted. quite saddening.. haiz haiz
/Hopped! 10:41 PM
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You know what.. i dam sad life one :'( You know why.. because everyone keep on suanning me.
ahaha okai actually no ^^ thats not the reason
the reason is...
WADESHIT MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT KENA HACK BY PEOPLE TO ANYHOW POST STATUS UPDATE, THEN NOW MY BLOG ACCOUNT ALSO KENA HACK BY PEOPLE TO ANYHOW POST BLOG POST!
yupyup! so by now, it should be clear that I'm not clive, just some random bored person who knows his password (whoooooo *hint hint* got 8 characters/numbers, go try go try)
mmhmm he's not home now (i think) so take this opportunity to post this before he realises and changes his password.
(erm erm cant decided if i shld post this.. later he come home angry and cry how?? shld i, shld i not, shld i, shld i not, shld i, shld i not..oh no more flower petals to pluck liao ok i shldn't.. save a draft first bah)
** yay yay now he gimme permission to post and spice up his blog! so expect to see me moreeee (perhaps only bah, i knw u'll miss me otherwise right right)
-BY LIV-
/Hopped! 3:04 PM
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/ Thursday, June 10, 2010
/Hopped! 1:47 AM
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Hey, do u remember that starry night? Under the street lamp. Both of us were staring at the stars in the sky. At the stars that winked at us from the far away distance..
Hey, can u recall the words u spoke to me that night? With our eyes gazing, at the white globe that stood amongst the jewels in the sky. And the shooting stars that blazed across our hearts
Even in the blizzard, i can make out ur silhouette ur actions ur presence ur soul i can feel all of them.
And as the winds howled. i strained my ears, trying to embrace the words u spoke. i wanted to reach you to put my arms around u to just say that everything will be alright.
On that day, those words couldnt reach me. they were winged keys that desperately tried to reach the lock within my heart caught in the storm, they were enclosed within crystal balls. relics of the past, forever frozen in the capsule of time.
Hey, i wun forget the days we had. im humming ur fav tune right now. as the melody feels my ears, tears rolled down my cheek.
~ tears of the shooting star
/Hopped! 12:33 AM
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/ Wednesday, June 09, 2010
this feeling. when ur heart feels as if it sunk 1000 feet into the depths of the ocean. When it quivers and trembles. When u feel like there are chains binding it. preventing it from reaching outwards. When u dun even noe wad that queer feeling is.
ぜつぼう。
/Hopped! 12:16 AM
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/ Tuesday, June 08, 2010
oh! oh! oh! up and down up and down up and down on my little clown he so round kena knock down by the HOHO bang CHU CHU! by the HOHO bang CHU CHU! BANG OH BANG OH BONG OH BANG OH ooo la la
haiya, ppl post pics before they post, i compose music. the wonders of my brain nvr cease to amaze me. haaiizzzz got nothing to say... since coming to JC, feels like ive lost touch with myself. wad is the meaning of I wad is the meaning of me wad is the feeling when i pee. haiz
Sooo.. ive lost touch. how do i get this feeling back? do i go "touch my BODY~" oh lalala RA RA U LA LA GA GA OOH LALA oh must choreo hello hello baby...... yah baby ohh yea oohh yeaaa babyy ohhh nooo!
How ar... nvr blog for quite awhile. dunno how to do it right and make it tight yea yea oh yeaaaa oohhhh nonononono!!! haiz... shuqiao where the shit are u??
SPREAD THE LOVE piuiu and everyone gets a small portion of it.
^^ thats it end of blog post
woooo clap clap! smart boy just finished a post
hiphip hooray hiphip hooray hiphip arrghhhh my hip.
